Owen turned one yesterday, with 'one' comes walking and tantrums. He's getting more comfortable on his feet each day and appears to prefer running to walking. As for the tantrums, he appears to be well on his way to 'two' Where did my sweet boy go?
No, having cute kids actually makes you a larger contributor to global warming, since more kids = more gas = bigger hole in the Ozone layer = more dead polar bears. That's how it works, right?
Well, at least we're not contaminating the gene pool AND contributing to global warming. Taylor just wrote a persuasive essay on global warming. Perhaps I should post it on our blog.
Perhaps you should post that essay. And perhaps you should have Tay go ahead and send it right along to Al Gore because I'm sure that he's lookin' to get voters while they're young.
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Happy Birthday, Owen! It's hard to believe how big you are! What a handsome ruler you make!
Well, seeing as how we Kilgore's are bettering America's Gene Pool, maybe Owen WILL one day grow up to be King. Lord knows we could use a change...
Does having cute kids negate my contributions to global warming?
Happy Birthday!!! ~CA kilgores
No, having cute kids actually makes you a larger contributor to global warming, since more kids = more gas = bigger hole in the Ozone layer = more dead polar bears. That's how it works, right?
Well, at least we're not contaminating the gene pool AND contributing to global warming. Taylor just wrote a persuasive essay on global warming. Perhaps I should post it on our blog.
Perhaps you should post that essay. And perhaps you should have Tay go ahead and send it right along to Al Gore because I'm sure that he's lookin' to get voters while they're young.
Okay, it's been three weeks. It's time I call you to repentance. Dear Sister Kilgore, please update your blog.
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